I was recently notified, by my musician pal Bluebarry (with whom I often discuss politics), that we have a new and highly-qualified 2008 presidential candidate! Imagine how thrilled I was to hear this news! The candidate is smart, talented, good-looking, a great statesman and communicator, and ... most important of all ... very honest. No, I'm not talking about Bluebarry (although he's very nice).
I'm talking about his dog, Mickey (Bluebarry lovingly nicknamed him Stinkbomb). Mickey invited my dog, Dixie Lee, to be his running mate and future VP. Of course, upon learning about this, I realized that Dixie would greatly prefer the top slot -- and she is beautifully qualified. But Mickey did throw his hat in the ring first. Anyway, I hereby announce the candidacy of this dynamic, awesome team -- Mickey Faust and Dixie Lee Landau!